Chloe

People who collect things are cute

It actually doesn’t matter what it is, if you collect something there’s a good chance you’re cute. Shiny rocks? Cute. Pokémon cards? Cute. Coins? You guessed it, still cute. These are people who found a thing they liked and decided they had to have everything about it ever, and it makes them happy and there’s nothing cuter than happy people. Oh and if they find a new thing for their collection then that little moment of joy is so ridiculously cute, it’s worth it for everyone to try to support collectors just to be near that.

I absolutely want to hear about your collection. Tell me what your favourite is, tell me interesting things about the collection, show me the rarest one you have, I love seeing the excitement. If you find someone with a collection then a quick trick to a little bit of joyful cuteness in your life is to just make their day by genuinely being interested in it. I guarantee that their excitement will make any collection an awesome time.

People who happy wiggle are cute

I love happy wiggles. Whether it be because of tasting good food or finding their favourite human, people happy wiggling is so cute. Have you ever seen guinea pigs popcorning?

I think this is basically the human equivalent. Like we’re just not built to contain the happy. Absolutely adorable!!

Men with funny t-shirts are cute

One of my favourite things in the world is men who wear funny t-shirts, they’re so cute! I’ve never stopped to ask one why they choose to wear them so I have to speculate a little, but the way I see it there’s a couple of options and they’re adorable either way.

So option one is that they saw the t-shirt and it made them happy and they think that it’ll make other people happy too. I like this option a lot, it says a lot of good things about the men who do it.

Option two, as far as I see it, is that they saw it and it made them happy and they want to keep wearing the thing that made them happy. That’s very cute human behaviour! Little happy brains with their happy costumes on, this is awesome.

Now, maybe there’s a third option or maybe it’s both, but whatever the reason ultimately is, this is peak cute behaviour. Men spreading a little happiness into the world everywhere they go and that’s so great. If you’re a man who likes to wear funny t-shirts, keep doing what makes you happy!!